The Human Centipede

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swindonforever

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The Human Centipede 13 May 2010 22:07 (permalink)
what an awful film, wasnt even gory, couple of nastyish parts and was unintentionally amusing when the japanese dude at the front of the 3 did a poo, was also pretty cool when the jap guy stabbed the evil german in the foot then just savagely bit a big chunk out of his neck. But yeah terrible film
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    Lawman_05

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    Re:The Human Centipede 17 May 2010 20:35 (permalink)
    The trailer really made me feel Ill and I don't usually get grossed out by films |:
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      Re:The Human Centipede 18 May 2010 00:08 (permalink)
      Hahahaha this was on You Have Been Watching, made me lulz.

       
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        Re:The Human Centipede 18 May 2010 09:54 (permalink)
        I think your all wrong. This film is gonna clean up at the Oscars =P
         
         
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          Re:The Human Centipede 28 May 2010 20:04 (permalink)
          The trailer kinda annoyed me as a film maker, it just showed you that the mad guy just kinda erm, succeeds. I was more bored than scared as well.

          The stereotypes are enough for a laugh. The directors making sequel, which he originally wanted to do but didn't have the budget.
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            Re:The Human Centipede 04 June 2010 01:12 (permalink)
            I thought it was gonna be really horrible and disgusting but i was extremely disappointed. Towards the end i was a bit like...urgh, but overall the film was poo and a massive disappointment 
             
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              Re:The Human Centipede 19 August 2010 02:33 (permalink)
              i saw this the other day and it just made me feel weird after watching it and generally restless for about an hour afterwards. the two girls at the beginning can't act to save their lives but after ten minutes they can't talk any more so that makes it a lot better. as a film it didn't really go anywhere but a think succeeded in generally being a bit grim
              .......And the circus leaves town
               
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                Re:The Human Centipede 05 March 2011 10:54 (permalink)
                SyFy at 10pm tonight.
                 
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                  Re:The Human Centipede 05 March 2011 10:54 (permalink)
                  Yeah it was on last night too. It was crap.
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                    Re:The Human Centipede 05 March 2011 11:02 (permalink)
                    I've set the Sky+ for it. Best not to bother then?
                     
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                      Re:The Human Centipede 05 March 2011 11:11 (permalink)
                      I wouldn't advise it. Then again it's quite funny, in a terrible acting sort of way.
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                        Re:The Human Centipede 05 March 2011 11:29 (permalink)
                        Mike 23


                        I thought it was gonna be really horrible and disgusting but i was extremely disappointed. Towards the end i was a bit like...urgh, but overall the film was poo and a massive disappointment 

                         
                        Summed up perfectly
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                          Re:The Human Centipede 05 March 2011 17:12 (permalink)
                          Reading Whore! 1980-83 2003-11
                           
                           
                           
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                            Re:The Human Centipede 05 March 2011 19:33 (permalink)
                            There's also a porn parody called the Human Sexipede.
                             
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                              Re:The Human Centipede 06 March 2011 13:39 (permalink)
                              want to see sexipede.
                               
                              that teaser for number 2 is ****
                               
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